Undead and Unwed: Queen Betsy, Book 1
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| Rating | : | 4.16 (896 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B000HOL5YO |
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| Number of Pages | : | 205 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2013-09-17 |
| Language | : | English |
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Worse, the other vampires are convinced she's been Foretoldin other words, she's the new vampire queen. Betsy Taylor is having a helluva week. As if this wasn't bad enough, she can't seem to stay dead. And when the good guys are ruthless, and the bad guys are unhinged, and they ALL want to have sex with her to cement their power base, it's tough for a modern girl to keep her shapely butt out of troubleand out of bed. She's been laid off, her stepmother boycotted her birthday party (again), her cat isn't speaking to her, she can count on one hand how often she's gotten laid in the last 18 months, and she's dead. She rises each night in search of unholy sustenance and designer
It seems that Betsy is an anomaly: a vampire who doesn't burn in sunlight, can fight the urge to feed, and is not repulsed by religious articles, all of which may make her the prophesied Queen of the Vampires. Sexy, steamy, and laugh-out-loud funny, Davidson's chick-lit foray into the paranormal is delightful. From Booklist Betsy Taylor--former model, newly unemployed secretary, 30, and still single--wakes up after being flattened by a small SUV in a tacky coffin wearing cheap knock-off shoes. All rights reserved. Diana Tixier HeraldCopyright © American Library Association. Her mother is glad she is bac
MaryJanice Davidson is the New York Times bestselling author of the Undead novels featuring Betsy Taylor; Derik's Bane, and the new young adult novels featuring Jennifer Scales, written with her husband, Anthony Alongi, among other titles.
"Entertaining, looking forward to more in this series." according to Emily Heisler. Betsy Taylor didn't know she was going to die, but she did. When she wakes up in the morgue she can't believe the state of her clothes and shoes or the fact that she is dead. After a few failed attempts to get dead to the point of it being final, she realizes she is a vampire. Betsy goes about life just as she always had and lets her friend and family know she is alive, dead but alive. However, when she is abducted by a vampire who wants her to declare her loyalty to him, . Karwyn said HILLARIOUS ROMP. Hmm Please before you read this book know it's a paranormal romantic comedy, and it's a hoot and a half. Betsy, laid off secretary and shoe whore, wakes up dead! Not only does she wake up dead, but she is also mired in the muck of vampire politics. This no nonsense fashion maven would rather have been planted six feet under than deal with the paranormal world. Which makes her coming to terms with her new status even more funny. I am so happy I found this series as I needed. "Heroine is a vain, selfish, airheaded twit. Not worth your time" according to Dogs & Horses. I really REALLY wanted to like this book and had hoped this was a series to sink into now that I've finished all the Sookie Stackhouse books. Wrong. Betsy is nothing like Sookie - no brains, no brawn, no courage, no common sense there is nothing about this character that earns my respect or interest and she's not really funny.Scene after scene in the book has Betsy making fun of someone she doesn't know, assuming she is smarter and better than everyone she meets, taking ad