The Hunger Pains: A Parody
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| Rating | : | 4.33 (876 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B0076G27CA |
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| Number of Pages | : | 433 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2015-07-15 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
"No blockbuster, but entertaining none the less" according to J. Millar. Many people complained that "KantKiss" was dumb as a plank. Well of course she was It's a 'lampoon' the characters are supposed to be absurd.The book is everything you would expect from a Harvard Lampoon. The framework of the story is reasonably faithful to the original book, but all of the characters are changed to make the tale humorous.I'm not a huge fan of literary slapstick, but I found the book quite readable and somewhat amusing,. Lol It was pretty funny, also similar to other hunger games parodies, but all in all it was in good fun. I have no words… It was hilarious. But this book is the stupidest book ever. Why did I give it four stars, you ask? Because it made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. Kantkiss your literally the stupidest. Person. Ever. End of story.~ Brianna the book lover (books and French fries make the world go round)
Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district's worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart which is unfortunately on a battlefield.. WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games - the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover - she has no idea what to expect